Brain Candy

Dave Foley

Marv / Psychiatrist / New guy / Raymond Hurdicure

Bruce McCulloch

Alice / Cisco / Grivo / Worm pill scientist / Cop #2 / Cancer boy / White-trash man

Kevin McDonald

Dr. Chris Cooper / Doreen / Chris' dad / Lacey

Mark McKinney

Simon / Don Roritor / Cabbie / Gunther / Cop #1 / Nina Bedford / Melanie / Drill sergeant / White-trash woman

Scott Thompson

Baxter / Mrs. Hurdicure / Wally Terzinsky / Malek / Big Stummies scientist / The Queen / Raj / Clemptor

Kathryn Greenwood

Ginny

Amy Smith

Raymond's Kid

Lachlan Murdoch

Raymond's Kid

Nicole De Boer

Groupie

Krista Bridges

Groupie

Christopher Redman

Wally's Son

Erica Fairfield

Wally's Daughter

Jackie Harris Greenberg

Natalie

Jonathan Wilson

Panicky Assistant

Tony Ning

Mai Tai Waiter

Jason Barr

Young Chris

Jack Jessop

Old Man in Audience

Sharon Dyer

Woman in Audience

Diane Flacks

Tom Jones Girl

Barbara Lynn Redpath

Wally's Neighbor